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mother loaf chirping to tipsy babies
I thought chirping was an exaggeration but no. no that is actually a chirp
Instant 1 million. I don’t want to get too greedy. 1 million is the perfect amount to pay off my debt, my parents and be able to buy a new house.
Calvin and Hobbes. They made me wise at a young age.
Chilling at the Northside Festival
"Defend yourself!" [x]
Do you think like
when Hogwarts kept sending more and more letters to Harry in more and more ridiculous ways and Mr. Dursley was losing his mind
that Dumbledore was just sitting in the Headmaster’s office
All of the letters are actually addressed from Minerva McGonagall.
And now all I can think of McGonagall sitting in her office popping biscuit after biscuit just smirking and folding her hands neatly on her desk.
video game characters arent fuckin attractive
THEN EXPLAIN THIS
I FELT THIS SHARP PAIN AND LOOKED DOWN AND
THERES A FLOWER GROWING IN MY HAND?????
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS HAPPENED I JUST PULLED IT OUT AND IT HURT I AM SO SCARED
I want to know how this happened
You were the first successful human-plant hybrid
Why’d you go and fuck it up
give that a look than. maybe that explains shit
Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed
When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt.
*You can see, briefly, that it’s black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck.
I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other.
Oh bless his wee cotton socks. You can almost see him go “OW! …Oh thats better.. *gumgum*”