Slytherin Mistress

I'm a free bitch

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fabulousanima:

suicidallyreckless:

Do you think like

when Hogwarts kept sending more and more letters to Harry in more and more ridiculous ways and Mr. Dursley was losing his mind

that Dumbledore was just sitting in the Headmaster’s office

giggling

But!

All of the letters are actually addressed from Minerva McGonagall.

And now all I can think of McGonagall sitting in her office popping biscuit after biscuit just smirking and folding her hands neatly on her desk.

(via tomfleton)

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rustycashew:

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

georgeisabass:

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

I FELT THIS SHARP PAIN AND LOOKED DOWN AND

THERES A FLOWER GROWING IN MY HAND?????

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS HAPPENED I JUST PULLED IT OUT AND IT HURT I AM SO SCARED

I want to know how this happened

You were the first successful human-plant hybrid

Why’d you go and fuck it up

http://gawker.com/5609753/this-man-had-a-plant-growing-inside-his-lung

give that a look than. maybe that explains shit

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xtoxictears:

rampaigehalseyface:

sparkingtimepiece:

petermorwood:

4gifs:

Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed

When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt.
*You can see, briefly, that it’s black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck.

poor baby

I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other.

Oh bless his wee cotton socks. You can almost see him go “OW! …Oh thats better.. *gumgum*”

xtoxictears:

rampaigehalseyface:

sparkingtimepiece:

petermorwood:

4gifs:

Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed

When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt.

*You can see, briefly, that it’s black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck.

poor baby

I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other.

Oh bless his wee cotton socks. You can almost see him go “OW! …Oh thats better.. *gumgum*”

(Source: 4gifs, via bitch-please-i-am-dumbledore)